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darmstadt replied

6 October 2018, 20:54
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

Should have gone to Dulles

Only use that for international flights but it wouldn't have made a bind bit of difference as all flights, regardless of airport, have to wait for the VIP. Today's horror story was going here:
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BR14 replied

5 October 2018, 19:16
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

Should have gone to Damascus

ftfy
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GJABS replied

5 October 2018, 14:04
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

And because of that trip,we had to circle around Ronald Reagan airport for 40 minutes before landing due to a VIP taking off making us late for a meeting, bastard...

Should have gone to Dulles
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darmstadt replied

5 October 2018, 13:36
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

And another "funny" from Amurka: a piece of toilet paper stuck to the president's shoe.
Trump boards plane with paper stuck to his shoe - BBC News

And because of that trip,we had to circle around Ronald Reagan airport for 40 minutes before landing due to a VIP taking off making us late for a meeting, bastard...
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GJABS replied

5 October 2018, 11:57
And another "funny" from Amurka: a piece of toilet paper stuck to the president's shoe.
Trump boards plane with paper stuck to his shoe - BBC News
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BR14 replied

5 October 2018, 09:46
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

That's about as funny as a dose of haemorrhoids.

My intended audience wasn't humourless, pucker mouthed northern gits anyway
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northernladuk replied

5 October 2018, 09:42
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

If it was you with the piles, we'd find it hilareous
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DaveB replied

5 October 2018, 09:37
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

That's about as funny as a dose of haemorrhoids.

If it was you with the piles, we'd find it hilareous
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northernladuk replied

5 October 2018, 09:31
That's about as funny as a dose of haemorrhoids.
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BR14 started a topic Funny from Amurka

5 October 2018, 09:14
Funny from Amurka

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