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Funny from Amurka

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    Funny from Amurka

    <chuckle>


    #2
    That's about as funny as a dose of haemorrhoids.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      That's about as funny as a dose of haemorrhoids.
      If it was you with the piles, we'd find it hilareous
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        If it was you with the piles, we'd find it hilareous
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          That's about as funny as a dose of haemorrhoids.
          My intended audience wasn't humourless, pucker mouthed northern gits anyway

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            #6
            And another "funny" from Amurka: a piece of toilet paper stuck to the president's shoe.
            Trump boards plane with paper stuck to his shoe - BBC News

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              #7
              Originally posted by GJABS View Post
              And another "funny" from Amurka: a piece of toilet paper stuck to the president's shoe.
              Trump boards plane with paper stuck to his shoe - BBC News
              And because of that trip,we had to circle around Ronald Reagan airport for 40 minutes before landing due to a VIP taking off making us late for a meeting, bastard...
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                And because of that trip,we had to circle around Ronald Reagan airport for 40 minutes before landing due to a VIP taking off making us late for a meeting, bastard...
                Should have gone to Dulles

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by GJABS View Post
                  Should have gone to Damascus
                  ftfy

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by GJABS View Post
                    Should have gone to Dulles
                    Only use that for international flights but it wouldn't have made a bind bit of difference as all flights, regardless of airport, have to wait for the VIP. Today's horror story was going here:

                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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