Child Maintenance threshold?

[vetran]

Do they have kids?

unfortunately yes.

were it two entitled adults being arses I would just sit back & laugh.

[gts]

I still think i put it more succinctly

<feck off you arrogant twat> does have a ring to it, no?

Your troll powers are weak, old man

[mudskipper]

So you're single? You sound like a real catch. Where do us ladies sign up?

[vetran]

So you're single? You sound like a real catch. Where do us ladies sign up?

as always

WeIsDesperate.com

[gts]

So you're single? You sound like a real catch. Where do us ladies sign up?

CatsAndDildos.com

[northernladuk]

CatsAndDildos.com

Well I must say you deserve some Kudos for still being here. Most newbies in your position would have wet the bed and left for good long ago.

Still not quite sure what this soy guzzling business is. It's difficult to be offended when I've not idea what it means. Is it the Chinese equivalent of licking the chutney spoon?

[Zigenare]

Well I must say you deserve some Kudos for still being here. Most newbies in your position would have wet the bed and left for good long ago.

Still not quite sure what this soy guzzling business is. It's difficult to be offended when I've not idea what it means. Is it the Chinese equivalent of licking the chutney spoon Gladiator?

Gratis.

[gts]

Well I must say you deserve some Kudos for still being here. Most newbies in your position would have wet the bed and left for good long ago.

Still not quite sure what this soy guzzling business is. It's difficult to be offended when I've not idea what it means. Is it the Chinese equivalent of licking the chutney spoon?

Oh not at all, this place is relatively tame compared to other places I frequent, though in it's defence I was a little surprised I didn't get an outright ban, other forums are way more thinskinned (though it would be futile as I'm very good at ban evading).

The soy thing, ah well if that hasn't entered the cultural lexicon yet it soon will, I don't want to preempt anything. Feel free to google it in the meantime.

[WTFH]

That was very antisemitic

Why do you find that post offensive to children of Abraham?

Did your wife choose to marry you or was she forced to?

[northernladuk]

Oh not at all, this place is relatively tame compared to other places I frequent, though in it's defence I was a little surprised I didn't get an outright ban, other forums are way more thinskinned (though it would be futile as I'm very good at ban evading).

I'd argue that swearing in the prof forums. More lucky than good in this case

The soy thing, ah well if that hasn't entered the cultural lexicon yet it soon will, I don't want to preempt anything. Feel free to google it in the meantime.

Oh did that already.I've learnt guzzling soy isn't a good idea as it will boost my estrogen levels and cause an early onset of puberty amongst other things but beyond that I don't see it as much of an insult. It's not even in Urban Dictionary. If it can't make it in there it can't be much cop. You'd be better threatening someone with a trip up the Oxo Tower or offer them a Hot Lunch.