Child Maintenance threshold?

[gts]

I'd argue that swearing in the prof forums. More lucky than good in this case


Oh did that already.I've learnt guzzling soy isn't a good idea as it will boost my estrogen levels and cause an early onset of puberty amongst other things but beyond that I don't see it as much of an insult. It's not even in Urban Dictionary. If it can't make it in there it can't be much cop. You'd be better threatening someone with a trip up the Oxo Tower or offer them a Hot Lunch.

Oh well, as you were the first and only person to give a serious reply, and as you somewhat already discovered the idea of it boosting the female hormone, yes it's basically a way to label all low-testosterone, effeminate, woman-serving, white knight men under one banner, that of the eternal soyboy aka nu-males aka the guys who have the fear grimace (google this for a laugh) in every photo you see them in. YouTube

Why do you find that post offensive to children of Abraham?

Did your wife choose to marry you or was she forced to?

That bait wasn't meant for you but you took it anyway, hope you're proud of yourself. Now I'll have to construct another one...

[WTFH]

That bait wasn't meant for you but you took it anyway, hope you're proud of yourself. Now I'll have to construct another one...

You are an offence to your religion.
You shouldn't have bred.
You need to accept and learn to live with the consequences of your actions, whether the other party in your marriage was voluntary or forced.

[vetran]

lets go old school

I curse thair heid and all the haris of thair heid; I curse thair face, thair ene, thair mouth, thair neise, thair toung, thair teith, thair crag (neck), thair shulderis, thair breist, thair hert, thair stomok, thair bak, thair wame, thair armes, thair leggis, thair handis, thair feit, and everilk part of thair body, frae the top of thair heid to the soill of thair feit, befoir and behind, within and without.
I curse thaim gangand (going), and I curse thaim rydand (riding); I curse them standand, and I curse thaim sittand; I curse thaim etand,
I curse thaim drinkand; I curse them walkand,
I curse them sleepand; I curse thaim rysand,
I curse thaim lyand; I curse thaim at hame;
I curse thaim fra hame;I curse thaim within the house; I curse thaim without the house; I curse thair wiffis, thair barnis, and thair servandis participand with thaim in thair deides.

I wary thair cornys, thair catales, thair woll, thair scheip, thair horse, thair swyne, thair geise (geese), thair hennys, and all thair quyk gude (livestock), I wary rhair hallis, thair chalmeris (rooms), thair kechhingis, thair stannillis, thair barnys, thair biris(byres), thair bernyardis, thair cailyardis (vetatable patch), thair plewis, thair harrowis, and the gudis and housis that is necessair for thair sustentatioun and weilfair.
And finally, I condemn thaim perpetualie to the deip pit of hell, ther remain with Lucifer and all his falllowis, and thair bodeis to the gallowis of the Burrow Mure, first to be hangit, syn revin and ruggit with doggis, swyne and utheris wyld beists, abhominable to all the warld.

And their candillis gangis frae your sicht, as mot thair saulis gang fra the visage of God, and thair gude faim fra the warld, quhill thair forbeir thair oppin thair synnys foirsaidis and ryse frae this teribill cursing, and mak satisfaction and pennance.

[gts]

You are an offence to your religion.
You shouldn't have bred.
You need to accept and learn to live with the consequences of your actions, whether the other party in your marriage was voluntary or forced.

You should change the caption + avatar, you're not so cunning after all, foxy.

[gts]

quyk

the medieval version of cuck

[vetran]

the medieval version of cuck

hardly unless your ex wife is serviced by a little sheep. It means livestock.

[WTFH]

You should change the caption + avatar, you're not so cunning after all, foxy.

OK, to answer your question, don't take more than £15,310 from your business.

[northernladuk]

Oh well, as you were the first and only person to give a serious reply, and as you somewhat already discovered the idea of it boosting the female hormone, yes it's basically a way to label all low-testosterone, effeminate, woman-serving, white knight men under one banner, that of the eternal soyboy aka nu-males aka the guys who have the fear grimace (google this for a laugh) in every photo you see them in. YouTube

Oh right.. Must be expert speak within the fitness community or something. Bit of a rubbish insult in the wider public. Surely it has to mean something to recipient to be of any value? It's all about you audience.

It's like being told you are crap at bleeding radiators. A mortal insult on here but meaning less outside this small space on't t'interweb.

Anyway, that's just my tuppence worth. That said there was a most excellent multi-axis CNC video offered on the right of your original link which was well worth a watch.

[Bean]

Wait until you meet Shaun ... what a And don't get me started on Vetran and Bean

Whoa whoa whoa....according to Cojak, I'm an obnoxious little toe-rag, but not a subhuman, like you

Is there a minimum threshold that can be taken from the company account per month/year as a director which would mean that we wouldn't be required to pay Child Maintenance/the Child Maintenance Service?

gts - is your autism/aspergers that severe, that you're unable to comprehend why some people react to your question in the way they do? (and that's before the back & forths started)

A normal person expects a normal response from someone asking the equivalent of;
'How do I get away with not paying as much maintenance as I should be required to, by artificially changing my income streams to avoid paying more?'

To summarise; You're not normal.

[gts]

Whoa whoa whoa....according to Cojak, I'm an obnoxious little toe-rag, but not a subhuman, like you



gts - is your autism/aspergers that severe, that you're unable to comprehend why some people react to your question in the way they do? (and that's before the back & forths started)

A normal person expects a normal response from someone asking the equivalent of;
'How do I get away with not paying as much maintenance as I should be required to, by artificially changing my income streams to avoid paying more?'

To summarise; You're not normal.

Do you *seriously* believe I wasn't aware of this reaction this would provoke even before I began to type this ? This isn't the first time I've asked a question along these lines (and yes I got a similar overall reaction to the one here), but it is the first time I've asked this particular forum. Also it's not nice to ridicule those with autism/aspergers (or for that matter anything immutable about a person), I've met many such people in my career (for obvious reasons, IT work does attract this type of person) and they are the most amazing and beautiful people I've met in my life.