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You can be intelligent and a git/tulip, of course. tuliptiness is not an isolated characteristic."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All DoubtOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostI could name someone else round here who pretends to be a bit stupid, but is very bright. But that wouldn't be fair, would it?
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostYou can be intelligent and a git/tulip, of course. tuliptiness is not an isolated characteristic.
Indeed, but the ability to pretend you're not very bright when you are, has thus far been confined to the female of the species. Good to see equality with men playing the same games!Comment
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Well, I take a dim view of both.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIndeed, but the ability to pretend you're not very bright when you are, has thus far been confined to the female of the species. Good to see equality with men playing the same games!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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And then he'll contract a nasty STD.Originally posted by vetran View PostI see he is off having intercourse with lots of younger more willing partners and getting out of the current relationship will cost him dear.
Oh come on, no-one's that good at acting.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI could name someone else round here who pretends to be a bit stupid, but is very bright.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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well you had me and a few others fooled !Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
Oh come on, no-one's that good at acting.
You set them up I'll knock them down!Comment
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Dunderhead Davis?Originally posted by Eirikur View PostWho is our next PM Bonking Boris or Jizzing Jezza
Gorgeous Gove?Comment
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Alius stultus viri?Originally posted by vetran View PostDunderhead Davis?
Gorgeous Gove?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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