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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
He's just doing it because his mentor did the same thing, Although Boris needs 2 more marriages and countless prostitutes to catch up with the POTUS.
Anyway, here's what others think:
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/09/07...iage-problems/…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore -
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I see he is off having intercourse with lots of younger more willing partners and getting out of the current relationship will cost him dear. Oh maybe this should be in a sub forum!Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
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Apparently the new lover made several sex with Boris videos, crowd funding to stop anyone every seeing these surly !!!!Comment
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Ah yes, condemn him for having as much bonking as possible.
Hypocrites! (CUK males anyway)bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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I tip my hat to his bonking abilitiesOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostAh yes, condemn him for having as much bonking as possible.
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most of them are quite fit as well which considering he looks like a hairy gnome is quite impressive.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostAh yes, condemn him for having as much bonking as possible.
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Originally posted by vetran View Postmost of them are quite fit as well which considering he looks like a hairy gnome is quite impressive.
Boris had an air about him that brought out the mothering instinct in susceptible females. However, since his 'hapless and misunderstood' act, he's shown himself to be a bit of a git and a lot more calculating than people gave him credit for.
I could name someone else round here who pretends to be a bit stupid, but is very bright. But that wouldn't be fair, would it?Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostI tip my hat to his bonking abilities
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Maybe it's a case of mistaken identity....Originally posted by vetran View Postmost of them are quite fit as well which considering he looks like a hairy gnome is quite impressive.
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