There are SEVEN different penis shape which does your partner have? | Daily Mail Online
so what's yours?
Happy as a cucumber!
so what's yours?
Happy as a cucumber!
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
Mines the pencil.
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The comments section is the best bit of the article:
Humdrum Days, Paradise, United Kingdom, 4 minutes ago: My husband has a 12 inch member, but he doesn't use it as a rule.
cablehogue, very near, United Kingdom, 20 minutes ago: Iv,e got one that sends maeesages i use it as a dictaphone…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I think regarding the project managers at client co, the penis constitutes the whole person.Comment
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My partner doesn't have a penis. She's a girl. Fooking useless Daily Mail *******...Originally posted by vetran View Post
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Oh I'd beg to differ. Your partner appears to have a massive knob.Originally posted by Mordac View PostMy partner doesn't have a penis. She's a girl. Fooking useless Daily Mail *******...
Last edited by northernladuk; 22 August 2018, 20:19.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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ROFLMAOOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostOh I'd beg to differ. Your partner appears to have a massive knob.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A few more funnies from the same place:Originally posted by WTFH View Post
"Native americans have the longest, whilst Scotmen have the thickest......my real name is Tonto McKenzie!"
"i want a 12 inch one, but the doctors refuse to take 2 inches off......"
"A woman once told me she wasn't interested unless I had 12 inches. I told her honey, I don't fold it in half for anyone."
"I was ashamed of my four inches till I realised the lady's like them that thick !!!"
and
"She said 'you have got a small organ', he said 'it's not used to playing in a cathedral!'"
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