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GJABS replied

22 August 2018, 22:28
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

The comments section is the best bit of the article:
Humdrum Days, Paradise, United Kingdom, 4 minutes ago: My husband has a 12 inch member, but he doesn't use it as a rule.
cablehogue, very near, United Kingdom, 20 minutes ago: Iv,e got one that sends maeesages i use it as a dictaphone

A few more funnies from the same place:

"Native americans have the longest, whilst Scotmen have the thickest......my real name is Tonto McKenzie!"
"i want a 12 inch one, but the doctors refuse to take 2 inches off......"
"A woman once told me she wasn't interested unless I had 12 inches. I told her honey, I don't fold it in half for anyone."
"I was ashamed of my four inches till I realised the lady's like them that thick !!!"
and
"She said 'you have got a small organ', he said 'it's not used to playing in a cathedral!'"
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vetran replied

22 August 2018, 20:25
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Oh I'd beg to differ. Your partner appears to have a massive knob.

ROFLMAO
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northernladuk replied

22 August 2018, 20:16
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

My partner doesn't have a penis. She's a girl. Fooking useless Daily Mail *******...

Oh I'd beg to differ. Your partner appears to have a massive knob.

Last edited by northernladuk; 22 August 2018, 20:19.
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Mordac replied

22 August 2018, 18:03
Originally posted by vetran View Post

There are SEVEN different penis shape which does your partner have? | Daily Mail Online

so what's yours?

Happy as a cucumber!

My partner doesn't have a penis. She's a girl. Fooking useless Daily Mail *******...
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GJABS replied

22 August 2018, 17:36
I think regarding the project managers at client co, the penis constitutes the whole person.
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WTFH replied

22 August 2018, 15:41
The comments section is the best bit of the article:
Humdrum Days, Paradise, United Kingdom, 4 minutes ago: My husband has a 12 inch member, but he doesn't use it as a rule.
cablehogue, very near, United Kingdom, 20 minutes ago: Iv,e got one that sends maeesages i use it as a dictaphone
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DimPrawn replied

22 August 2018, 15:29
Mines the pencil.
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vetran started a topic Important stuff NSFW?

22 August 2018, 14:56
Important stuff NSFW?

There are SEVEN different penis shape which does your partner have? | Daily Mail Online

so what's yours?

Happy as a cucumber!
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