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Tempted to join a contractor scheme? Ask the following

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    Tempted to join a contractor scheme? Ask the following

    It is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

    Ask yourself these questions: -
    1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
    2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.

    Wives are far worse than HMRC.

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    HTH BISDI.

    #2
    Isn’t the question may likely to be:

    Bored with sex, more than once a month too much - get marrried
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      Isn’t the question may likely to be:

      Bored with sex, more than once a month too much - get marrried
      Married people often have lots of sex. Just not with each other.......

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        It is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

        Ask yourself these questions: -
        1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
        2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.

        Wives are far worse than HMRC.

        Be afraid. Be very afraid.

        HTH BISDI.
        chin up! - old chap! deploy what damage limitation you can, and GET ON WIV IT!!!!

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          #5
          Oh well. Clearly I've been doing it wrong for the last 46 years...
          Blog? What blog...?

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            #6
            Nowt wrong with marriage. I'm on my third. Financially it's 1-1 with it all to play for in extra time.
            ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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              #7
              Surely "marriage" is a permie scheme, not a contractor one?

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.
                If you're heavily in debt though, could you use marriage to shove half of it onto her?

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                  #9
                  Some of us seem to do alright out of it.

                  Rich & Raunchy
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    It is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

                    Ask yourself these questions: -
                    1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
                    2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.

                    Wives are far worse than HMRC.

                    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

                    HTH BISDI.
                    I think your problem is you have been marrying women who have better lawyers than you...
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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