Tempted to join a contractor scheme? Ask the following

[BrilloPad]

It is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

Ask yourself these questions: -
1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.

Wives are far worse than HMRC.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

HTH BISDI.

[eek]

Isn’t the question may likely to be:

Bored with sex, more than once a month too much - get marrried

[BrilloPad]

Isn’t the question may likely to be:

Bored with sex, more than once a month too much - get marrried

Married people often have lots of sex. Just not with each other.......

[BR14]

It is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

Ask yourself these questions: -
1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.

Wives are far worse than HMRC.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

HTH BISDI.

chin up! - old chap! deploy what damage limitation you can, and GET ON WIV IT!!!!

[malvolio]

Oh well. Clearly I've been doing it wrong for the last 46 years...

[Lockhouse]

Nowt wrong with marriage. I'm on my third. Financially it's 1-1 with it all to play for in extra time.

[GJABS]

Surely "marriage" is a permie scheme, not a contractor one?

[GJABS]

from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

If you're heavily in debt though, could you use marriage to shove half of it onto her?

[vetran]

Some of us seem to do alright out of it.

Rich & Raunchy

[Mordac]

It is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

Ask yourself these questions: -
1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.

Wives are far worse than HMRC.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

HTH BISDI.

I think your problem is you have been marrying women who have better lawyers than you...