Tempted to join a contractor scheme? Ask the following

[RSoles]

I've heard it said that 'a bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once'.

[AtW]

HTH

[Fred Bloggs]

It is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

Ask yourself these questions: -
1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.

Wives are far worse than HMRC.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

HTH BISDI.

Too late.........

[Troll]

It is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

Ask yourself these questions: -
1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.

Wives are far worse than HMRC.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

HTH BISDI.

To have and to hold from this day forward,
For better or for worse,
For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health,
To love and to cherish; from this day forward
Until death do us part.

Which bit do you not understand?

[northernladyuk]

Which bit do you not understand?

Any time his wives read the last line, they reach for the kitchen knife.

[NotAllThere]

Oh well. Clearly I've been doing it wrong for the last 46 years...

I've only been doing it wrong for 27 years.

Current scores- Bitter and twisted: 4, Content and regularly laid: 3

[SueEllen]

Any time his wives read the last line, they reach for the kitchen knife.

Currently you get less time if it's a motoring incident.

[mattfx]

Interesting comments BP - where do you stand on civil partnerships? Are these equally as awful as joining this marriage scheme you speak of?

[northernladyuk]

Currently you get less time if it's a motoring incident.

There have been motoring incidents in some of his previous marriages.

[northernladyuk]

Interesting comments BP - where do you stand on civil partnerships? Are these equally as awful as joining this marriage scheme you speak of?

They are an oxymoron in Brillo's case.