Anyone know how to train cats to sh*t in your neighbours garden. The bellend had a party until 3am on Saturday night and refused to be reasonable to just turn it down a bit
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1) Join in next time and get pissed enough to tulip on his lawn yourself
2) Or shag his wife
3) Or if it really bothers you man up and drop him.
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Originally posted by VillageContractor View PostAnyone know how to train cats to sh*t in your neighbours garden. The bellend had a party until 3am on Saturday night and refused to be reasonable to just turn it down a bit"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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A neighbour having a weekend party once or twice a year is acceptable and unfortunately part and parcel of living in close proximity to one another....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Anyone know how to train cats to sh*t in your neighbours gardenbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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what cr4p neighbours.
Ours had a 3 year old birthday party bouncy castle the works. Invited us round - we couldn't go our youngest were at other events.
They then popped round and dropped off Samosas & spring rolls as an apology (the wife was dressed as sexy batman!)Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by VillageContractor View PostAnyone know how to train cats to sh*t in your neighbours garden. The bellend had a party until 3am on Saturday night and refused to be reasonable to just turn it down a bitWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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