Training cats

[original PM]

Look, I've had some pretty riotous parties Chez Pip over the years but I ALWAYS observe the 11 pm curfew even if the assembled throng are rocking out to my Notting hillbillies collection at the time.

Is that when the 'hot tub' part of the party starts...?

[AtW]

BrilloPad is expert on cats...

[Hobosapien]

Get some noise cancelling speakers and turn the dial up to 11.

[Lockhouse]

BtW got any pics of Sexy Batman?

[DaveB]

BtW got any pics of Sexy Batman?

[squarepeg]

4) Or call the police.

They won't come. They no longer have the right to enter property just because someone is making a lot of noise. You need to complain to the local council. They have the right to enter the property and confiscate the audio equipment. But it will take a long time.

[DimPrawn]

They won't come. They no longer have the right to enter property just because someone is making a lot of noise. You need to complain to the local council. They have the right to enter the property and confiscate the audio equipment. But it will take a long time.

About 5 years from the point you complain to the point they arrive....

[DimPrawn]

Anyone know how to train cats to sh*t in your neighbours garden. The bellend had a party until 3am on Saturday night and refused to be reasonable to just turn it down a bit

Next time phone the police and say you think you saw someone enter the party carrying what looks like a shotgun.

[NotAllThere]

In many parts of Switzerland there is a ban on making noise between 10pm and 7am. So what people do, is invite their neighbours to the party. When the neighbours leave, at about midnight or so, the first thing they do is call the police to get you to shut up...

In truth, the attitudes are very different here. At one time, my then 12 year old sprog just yelled out the window at about 11:30pm to tell some noisy neighbours, who were chatting on their balcony, to shut up... they apologised and went inside. Neighbours generally try to get along with each other.

[BrilloPad]

Wait until they go on holiday. Fish heads, maggots and bran through letter box.