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  • d000hg
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    If it's loud loud rather than simply you can hear them through your new-build wall, it's reasonable to make a complaint to the fuzz.

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  • squarepeg
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What about my girlfriends screaming orgasms?
    She's already having to travel to have them abroad so that shouldn't be a problem.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What about my girlfriends screaming orgasms?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by squarepeg View Post
    And they may want to install "monitoring equipment" at your place to check the levels of noise made by your neighbour.
    What about my girlfriends screaming orgasms?

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  • squarepeg
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    About 5 years from the point you complain to the point they arrive....
    And they may want to install "monitoring equipment" at your place to check the levels of noise made by your neighbour.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Wait until they go on holiday. Fish heads, maggots and bran through letter box.
    I hate those graze boxes....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Wait until they go on holiday. Fish heads, maggots and bran through letter box.

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  • NotAllThere
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    In many parts of Switzerland there is a ban on making noise between 10pm and 7am. So what people do, is invite their neighbours to the party. When the neighbours leave, at about midnight or so, the first thing they do is call the police to get you to shut up...

    In truth, the attitudes are very different here. At one time, my then 12 year old sprog just yelled out the window at about 11:30pm to tell some noisy neighbours, who were chatting on their balcony, to shut up... they apologised and went inside. Neighbours generally try to get along with each other.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by VillageContractor View Post
    Anyone know how to train cats to sh*t in your neighbours garden. The bellend had a party until 3am on Saturday night and refused to be reasonable to just turn it down a bit
    Next time phone the police and say you think you saw someone enter the party carrying what looks like a shotgun.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by squarepeg View Post
    They won't come. They no longer have the right to enter property just because someone is making a lot of noise. You need to complain to the local council. They have the right to enter the property and confiscate the audio equipment. But it will take a long time.
    About 5 years from the point you complain to the point they arrive....

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  • squarepeg
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    4) Or call the police.
    They won't come. They no longer have the right to enter property just because someone is making a lot of noise. You need to complain to the local council. They have the right to enter the property and confiscate the audio equipment. But it will take a long time.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    BtW got any pics of Sexy Batman?

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  • Lockhouse
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    BtW got any pics of Sexy Batman?

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  • Hobosapien
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    Get some noise cancelling speakers and turn the dial up to 11.

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  • AtW
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    BrilloPad is expert on cats...

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