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The Things People Put in Fridges

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    #21
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I hope you don't put the spoon back in for another bite.
    I thought saliva was antiseptic!
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      #22
      Do you keep your mango chutney in the fridge?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #23
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Do you keep your mango chutney in the fridge?

        Further to that I'm wondering whether he has some kind of arrangement that allows the spoon to be stored within the pot itself
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #24
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          I hope you don't put the spoon back in for another bite.
          That kind of jam doesn't last long enough for me to offer it to anyone else.

          Other jam I use clean teaspoons.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #25
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            I thought saliva was antiseptic!
            Well your mouth is full of it and your not dead yet so...

            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Do you keep your mango chutney in the fridge?
            Mango chutney should be eaten in one sitting, not stored in the fridge

            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            Further to that I'm wondering whether he has some kind of arrangement that allows the spoon to be stored within the pot itself
            No equipment is needed, just lick it clean and stick the spoon back in.

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              #26
              I once put my willy in the fridge. JUst enough so NLyUK could slam the door on it.

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                #27
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I once put my willy in the fridge. JUst enough so NLyUK could slam the door on it.
                Easiest 99p I've ever made.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                  Easiest 99p I've ever made.
                  I thought that was when MF wanted to be tortured - so you put him in a round room and told him there was a penny in the corner....

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I thought that was when MF wanted to be tortured - so you put him in a round room and told him there was a penny in the corner....
                    The old man bitched and whined for a week after I made him clean up the mess.

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