Expensing a divorce

[BrilloPad]

I want to run the cost of my next couple of divorces through my company. As you know, divorce is essential to my wellbeing and I can't work without it. I have asked NLyUK's accountant and they said it was fine(I think they said that - I can't be sure as he had on a gimp mask in her dungeon).

Also I want to expense the lube for when HMRC investigate my company.

Please tell me its totally allowed and all contractors do this.

Thanks in advance.

[northernladyuk]

I want to run the cost of my next couple of divorces through my company. As you know, divorce is essential to my wellbeing and I can't work without it. I have asked NLyUK's accountant and they said it was fine(I think they said that - I can't be sure as he had on a gimp mask in her dungeon).

Also I want to expense the lube for when HMRC investigate my company.

Please tell me its totally allowed and all contractors do this.

Thanks in advance.

Have you asked your Official Receiver?

[vetran]

Have you asked your Official Receiver?

In a divorce Brillo is the receiver. Well he ends up taking it anyway!

[original PM]

you need prevention not cure....

next time you think about getting married just have a w4nk and the urge will go away

[SueEllen]

you need prevention not cure....

next time you think about getting married just have a w4nk and the urge will go away

I disagree with you there.

Make sure she/he/ze/per/zie/sie/ve/e is far richer than you, preferably older and in ill health. They should hopefully die before you get fed up of each other and need to divorce leaving you richer.

[ChimpMaster]

If you're going to get divorced and:
- you hate your partner
- you don't have kids to worry about
- you know you'll lose most of your assets to your partner

why wouldn't you just go and gamble as much of the money you could, i.e. double or nothing?

[vwdan]

Its totally allowed and all contractors do this.

[dotcom12]

Yep totally allowed as staff entertainment...just don't fall foul of the client entertainment rules.

[ladymuck]

I disagree with you there.

Make sure she/he/ze/per/zie/sie/ve/e is far richer than you, preferably older and in ill health. They should hopefully die before you get fed up of each other and need to divorce leaving you richer.

This is why I remain unmarried. I have yet to find anyone both rich enough and nearly dead enough.