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Yep totally allowed as staff entertainment...just don't fall foul of the client entertainment rules.
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If you're going to get divorced and:
- you hate your partner
- you don't have kids to worry about
- you know you'll lose most of your assets to your partner
why wouldn't you just go and gamble as much of the money you could, i.e. double or nothing?
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Originally posted by original PM View Postyou need prevention not cure....
next time you think about getting married just have a w4nk and the urge will go away
Make sure she/he/ze/per/zie/sie/ve/e is far richer than you, preferably older and in ill health. They should hopefully die before you get fed up of each other and need to divorce leaving you richer.
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you need prevention not cure....
next time you think about getting married just have a w4nk and the urge will go away
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI want to run the cost of my next couple of divorces through my company. As you know, divorce is essential to my wellbeing and I can't work without it. I have asked NLyUK's accountant and they said it was fine(I think they said that - I can't be sure as he had on a gimp mask in her dungeon).
Also I want to expense the lube for when HMRC investigate my company.
Please tell me its totally allowed and all contractors do this.
Thanks in advance.
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Expensing a divorce
I want to run the cost of my next couple of divorces through my company. As you know, divorce is essential to my wellbeing and I can't work without it. I have asked NLyUK's accountant and they said it was fine(I think they said that - I can't be sure as he had on a gimp mask in her dungeon).
Also I want to expense the lube for when HMRC investigate my company.
Please tell me its totally allowed and all contractors do this.
Thanks in advance.Tags: None
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