Expensing a divorce

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ladymuck replied

11 May 2017, 10:08
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I disagree with you there.

Make sure she/he/ze/per/zie/sie/ve/e is far richer than you, preferably older and in ill health. They should hopefully die before you get fed up of each other and need to divorce leaving you richer.

This is why I remain unmarried. I have yet to find anyone both rich enough and nearly dead enough.
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dotcom12 replied

11 May 2017, 09:40
Yep totally allowed as staff entertainment...just don't fall foul of the client entertainment rules.
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vwdan replied

10 May 2017, 11:11
Its totally allowed and all contractors do this.
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ChimpMaster replied

10 May 2017, 11:06
If you're going to get divorced and:
- you hate your partner
- you don't have kids to worry about
- you know you'll lose most of your assets to your partner

why wouldn't you just go and gamble as much of the money you could, i.e. double or nothing?
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SueEllen replied

10 May 2017, 11:03
Originally posted by original PM View Post

you need prevention not cure....

next time you think about getting married just have a w4nk and the urge will go away

I disagree with you there.

Make sure she/he/ze/per/zie/sie/ve/e is far richer than you, preferably older and in ill health. They should hopefully die before you get fed up of each other and need to divorce leaving you richer.
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original PM replied

10 May 2017, 09:31
you need prevention not cure....

next time you think about getting married just have a w4nk and the urge will go away
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vetran replied

10 May 2017, 09:30
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Have you asked your Official Receiver?

In a divorce Brillo is the receiver. Well he ends up taking it anyway!
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northernladyuk replied

10 May 2017, 08:52
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I want to run the cost of my next couple of divorces through my company. As you know, divorce is essential to my wellbeing and I can't work without it. I have asked NLyUK's accountant and they said it was fine(I think they said that - I can't be sure as he had on a gimp mask in her dungeon).

Also I want to expense the lube for when HMRC investigate my company.

Please tell me its totally allowed and all contractors do this.

Thanks in advance.

Have you asked your Official Receiver?
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BrilloPad started a topic Expensing a divorce

10 May 2017, 08:44
Expensing a divorce

I want to run the cost of my next couple of divorces through my company. As you know, divorce is essential to my wellbeing and I can't work without it. I have asked NLyUK's accountant and they said it was fine(I think they said that - I can't be sure as he had on a gimp mask in her dungeon).

Also I want to expense the lube for when HMRC investigate my company.

Please tell me its totally allowed and all contractors do this.

Thanks in advance.
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