Contracting in London and banking/finance, and I'm not talking about the Indians here, but it never ceases to amaze me how many 'professionals' do not wash their hands when they've had a p155 (I can only speak for blokes here). Worse still are the ones who are stood at the urinals 'guiding' with one hand and using their phone with the other. I mean, is this guy taking a photo of his c**k or texting? Then they walk out without washing their hands, probably to shake somebody else's hand at the next meeting! Disgusting. It should be part of the compliance process.
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Worse than that, those that poo, leave the bog un-flushed with miles of paper and don't wash their hands (usually Bobs or Welsh).Originally posted by oliverson View PostContracting in London and banking/finance, and I'm not talking about the Indians here, but it never ceases to amaze me how many 'professionals' do not wash their hands when they've had a p155 (I can only speak for blokes here). Worse still are the ones who are stood at the urinals 'guiding' with one hand and using their phone with the other. I mean, is this guy taking a photo of his c**k or texting? Then they walk out without washing their hands, probably to shake somebody else's hand at the next meeting! Disgusting. It should be part of the compliance process.
And those religious ones who stand on the bog with the door open and crap"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
yeah, that would be me :-DOriginally posted by Paddy View PostWorse than that, those that poo, leave the bog un-flushed with miles of paper and don't wash their hands (usually Bobs or Welsh).
And those religious ones who stand on the bog with the door open and crapComment
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Urologists will tell you that you should also wash your hands before handling your genitals. Toilets are filthy places with fecal matter inevitably present on all surfaces - no matter how well trained the crappers are.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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That's what happens when you flush without putting the toilet lid down.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostUrologists will tell you that you should also wash your hands before handling your genitals. Toilets are filthy places with fecal matter inevitably present on all surfaces - no matter how well trained the crappers are.
(As proven by the Myth Busters...)"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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I seem to recall that even if you do put the lid down, the haze of ...er... material just goes out in a more concentrated stream sideways.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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But at least it hits your knees and not your toothbrush."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by oliverson View PostContracting in London and banking/finance, and I'm not talking about the Indians here, but it never ceases to amaze me how many 'professionals' do not wash their hands when they've had a p155 (I can only speak for blokes here). Worse still are the ones who are stood at the urinals 'guiding' with one hand and using their phone with the other. I mean, is this guy taking a photo of his c**k or texting? Then they walk out without washing their hands, probably to shake somebody else's hand at the next meeting! Disgusting. It should be part of the compliance process.
Pigs...Comment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostWorse than that, those that poo, leave the bog un-flushed with miles of paper and don't wash their hands (usually Bobs or Welsh).
And those religious ones who stand on the bog with the door open and crap
Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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