Now wash your hands

[NotAllThere]

Pee is sterile.

Unless you have a urine infection or STD. Pee is simply not dirty. Faeces really is full of bacteria.

[PurpleGorilla]

I have big issues with hot desks.

Imagine the filth on those keyboards [emoji33]



Some people eat their lunch at a hot desk.

[emoji30]

[Pip in a Poke]

I don't like the sound of these gender neutral toilets.

I mean, the situation in which I could be spending a penny next door to some brickie who had washed down a bindi.com down with 10 pints of Butcombe the night before is an infringement of my human dignity surely?

It was bad enough with my ex. Always sounded like he had a brass band in there with him.

[PhiltheGreek]

I've had these installed for the footman to use: StepNpull | Hygenic Hands-Free Door Opener

Belt and braces

[BrilloPad]

Unless you have a urine infection or STD. Pee is simply not dirty. Faeces really is full of bacteria.

Its never people who pee in the pool who worry me. Its people who don't wipe properly.

There should be a bottom inspection before entering.....

[d000hg]

Its never people who pee in the pool who worry me. Its people who don't wipe properly.

There should be a bottom inspection before entering.....

Maybe the pool-side showers should have a waist-height nozzle too.

[Big Blue Plymouth]

Its never people who pee in the pool who worry me. Its people who don't wipe properly.

There should be a bottom inspection before entering.....

I've never liked public baths but am I right in saying that they don't put chlorine in the water anymore?

[psychocandy]

I've never liked public baths but am I right in saying that they don't put chlorine in the water anymore?

and stuff in pools that changes colour when you wee in it is an urban myth

[BrilloPad]

and stuff in pools that changes colour when you wee in it is an urban myth

A shame really as I would like to see how long a trail I could leave...

[northernladyuk]

Faeces really is full of bacteria.

You really should insist that MF uses a condom.