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Though I think pigs are cleaner as they aren't taught about hygiene.Originally posted by Bee View Post
Pigs..."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I guess we should all be happy that we don't eat the food these hands prepare.Originally posted by oliverson View PostContracting in London and banking/finance, and I'm not talking about the Indians here, but it never ceases to amaze me how many 'professionals' do not wash their hands when they've had a p155 (I can only speak for blokes here). Worse still are the ones who are stood at the urinals 'guiding' with one hand and using their phone with the other. I mean, is this guy taking a photo of his c**k or texting? Then they walk out without washing their hands, probably to shake somebody else's hand at the next meeting! Disgusting. It should be part of the compliance process.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Some years ago, I remember an article about cell phones contaminated with fecal matter.
I did a little research and I found this article. Disgusting and I just couldn't believe.
Study: 1 in 6 Cell Phones Contaminated With Fecal Matter | TIME.comLast edited by Bee; 8 May 2017, 08:54.Comment
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Pee is sterile. its the bit it comes out of that has the germs.Originally posted by psychocandy View PostBUT I dont pee on my hands.....Comment
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At JPM, a colleague saw someone go to a cubicle. Then walk straight out. And immediately over to the microwave.
After that I used wet wipes on the buttons before using them.
I also use paper towels to open/close toilet doors.
It leads to fewer colds.....Comment
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Ewwww. I remember seeing weird door handle things on restaurant toilets in florida. They are so you can hook your arm in and open the door without using your hands....Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAt JPM, a colleague saw someone go to a cubicle. Then walk straight out. And immediately over to the microwave.
After that I used wet wipes on the buttons before using them.
I also use paper towels to open/close toilet doors.
It leads to fewer colds.....Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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You could stir you're porridge with mine brillo!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPee is sterile. its the bit it comes out of that has the germs.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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I have known some f**king filthy people in my time. Most of them women.....Originally posted by psychocandy View PostEwwww. I remember seeing weird door handle things on restaurant toilets in florida. They are so you can hook your arm in and open the door without using your hands....Comment
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I don't think my willy is dirtier than the rest of me. Probably far less grim to take a wee than to scratch your head.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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