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Originally posted by cojak View PostThat's what happens when you flush without putting the toilet lid down.
(As proven by the Myth Busters...)
I think the DM are following cojak....
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On my last contract there was a permie who would leave a big puddle on the floor when he went to the loo. Clearly wasn't standing close enough to the urinal and just dribbled all over the place His shoes would be splattered with the stuff as he walked back into the office ..... frickin disgusting these permies
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Plenty of bed wetter's on this thread.
Don't use Client Co's facilities, go prepared instead
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostGet used to it. plenty more bobs coming after the post Brexit trade deal with India that St. Teresa went grovelling for is concluded.
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostWorse than that, those that poo, leave the bog un-flushed with miles of paper and don't wash their hands (usually Bobs or Welsh).
And those religious ones who stand on the bog with the door open and crap
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Originally posted by psychocandy View Postand stuff in pools that changes colour when you wee in it is an urban myth
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostFaeces really is full of bacteria.
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Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View PostI've never liked public baths but am I right in saying that they don't put chlorine in the water anymore?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIts never people who pee in the pool who worry me. Its people who don't wipe properly.
There should be a bottom inspection before entering.....
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