Now wash your hands

[northernladyuk]

and stuff in pools that changes colour when you wee in it is an urban myth

Swimming pool water isn't naturally red, you know.

[Major Hassle]

Not just London, Snapped this at a bank site in Halfax

[ladymuck]

Maybe the pool-side showers should have a waist-height nozzle too.

The British never got the hang of the bidet but we'd all have cleaner bottoms if we used them

[DimPrawn]

Worse than that, those that poo, leave the bog un-flushed with miles of paper and don't wash their hands (usually Bobs or Welsh).

And those religious ones who stand on the bog with the door open and crap

What price can you put on cultural enrichment though?

[sasguru]

What price can you put on cultural enrichment though?

Get used to it. plenty more bobs coming after the post Brexit trade deal with India that St. Teresa went grovelling for is concluded.

[northernladyuk]

Get used to it. plenty more bobs coming after the post Brexit trade deal with India that St. Teresa went grovelling for is concluded.

At least Nigel won't have to sit near any Romanians on the train.

[MrMarkyMark]

Plenty of bed wetter's on this thread.

Don't use Client Co's facilities, go prepared instead

[Whorty]

On my last contract there was a permie who would leave a big puddle on the floor when he went to the loo. Clearly wasn't standing close enough to the urinal and just dribbled all over the place His shoes would be splattered with the stuff as he walked back into the office ..... frickin disgusting these permies

[BrilloPad]

That's what happens when you flush without putting the toilet lid down.

(As proven by the Myth Busters...)

Business Insider reveals details about 'toilet plume' | Daily Mail Online

I think the DM are following cojak....

[xoggoth]

I see Storm Brillo has been blowing this morning.