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Previously on "Now wash your hands"

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    That's what happens when you flush without putting the toilet lid down.

    (As proven by the Myth Busters...)
    Yeah, put the lid down. That'll help....

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  • xoggoth
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    I see Storm Brillo has been blowing this morning.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    That's what happens when you flush without putting the toilet lid down.

    (As proven by the Myth Busters...)
    Business Insider reveals details about 'toilet plume' | Daily Mail Online

    I think the DM are following cojak....

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  • Whorty
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    On my last contract there was a permie who would leave a big puddle on the floor when he went to the loo. Clearly wasn't standing close enough to the urinal and just dribbled all over the place His shoes would be splattered with the stuff as he walked back into the office ..... frickin disgusting these permies

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Plenty of bed wetter's on this thread.

    Don't use Client Co's facilities, go prepared instead

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Get used to it. plenty more bobs coming after the post Brexit trade deal with India that St. Teresa went grovelling for is concluded.
    At least Nigel won't have to sit near any Romanians on the train.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What price can you put on cultural enrichment though?
    Get used to it. plenty more bobs coming after the post Brexit trade deal with India that St. Teresa went grovelling for is concluded.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Worse than that, those that poo, leave the bog un-flushed with miles of paper and don't wash their hands (usually Bobs or Welsh).

    And those religious ones who stand on the bog with the door open and crap
    What price can you put on cultural enrichment though?

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Maybe the pool-side showers should have a waist-height nozzle too.
    The British never got the hang of the bidet but we'd all have cleaner bottoms if we used them

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  • Major Hassle
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    Not just London, Snapped this at a bank site in Halfax

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    and stuff in pools that changes colour when you wee in it is an urban myth
    Swimming pool water isn't naturally red, you know.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Faeces really is full of bacteria.
    You really should insist that MF uses a condom.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    and stuff in pools that changes colour when you wee in it is an urban myth
    A shame really as I would like to see how long a trail I could leave...

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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
    I've never liked public baths but am I right in saying that they don't put chlorine in the water anymore?
    and stuff in pools that changes colour when you wee in it is an urban myth

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  • Big Blue Plymouth
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Its never people who pee in the pool who worry me. Its people who don't wipe properly.

    There should be a bottom inspection before entering.....
    I've never liked public baths but am I right in saying that they don't put chlorine in the water anymore?

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