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What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?
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Do you denounce christianity as a bunch of tulipe after seeing what it has become since you last walked the earth? -
I would say why didn't you wait another 2,000 years ?
I mean if he walked the Earth now, he could be on Parky, the internet, Sky News, Jonathan Ross. He could reach billions instead of a few poofs from the M.E.Comment
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Why did you forget to add the following to the first page of the Bible: "The characters and events portrait in this book are fictional"?Comment
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Do you ever take your own name in vain...especially when having a bowel movement?Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Why does Chico renounce you as a peace loving tree hugger?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Dear All, I'm getting my secretary to note your concerns. As soon as I can find a window in my calendar I hope to arrange a 1:1 to address some of you concerns. Thanks for you patience at this time.
Kind regards
JCComment
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I think mine would be: why have free will, and allow many billions to go to hell, if you love us so much?Comment
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There is a gap on you CV. What have you been doing for the last 2000 years?
You do not seem to have any recent commercial experience, so we cannot use you.Drivel is my specialityComment
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