Valentines f**k up

[fullyautomatix]

Cant you just convince her to celebrate steak and BJ day instead?

[fullyautomatix]

Scribbler is your friend. Log in, buy a card, get them to post it in time for the big day. Simples.

If you want a SFW card, then Moonpig, and resign yourself to being a wuss.

[northernladuk]

A long weekend mini trip.

To be fair with some ladies it could be two weeks in the Bahamas but it still wouldn't help if you forgot the card!!!

[WTFH]

Petrol stations do a great range of cards and flowers. My wife loves the ones that don't smell too much of diesel.

[BrilloPad]

We just exchange cards these days - after over 20 years together, you learn to make special moments throughout the year rather than have Feb 14th as an obligatory date.

How do you get beyond 20 days without a divorce?

[d000hg]

Exchanging cards with someone you live with seems a little daft to me - especially if you hand it to them and they open and read it in front of you.

Sending a card or a love-letter to their place of work could be a nice idea though. The whole thing's obviously a saccharine commercial guilt-trip these days but that doesn't mean you shouldn't demonstrate that your partner's feelings are more important than yours on the subject.

[LondonManc]

How do you get beyond 20 days without a divorce?

Get her pregnant at a time when you think that you can't afford to leave her. It's only twenty years later that you realise a top class brass would have offered better value for money in terms of both quality and quantity.

[northernladyuk]

Petrol stations do a great range of cards and flowers. My wife loves the ones that don't smell too much of diesel.

The old man usually gets 5 litres of Catrol GTX and a tin of barley sugars for presents, but I pushed the boat out with a travel blanket for his sixtieth.

[northernladyuk]

How do you get beyond 20 days without a divorce?

If you didn't keep putting your Valentine cards and HMRC correspondence in each other's envelopes you wouldn't be in your current state.

[ChimpMaster]

So 50 quid for a delivery of flowers. Blooming 'eck.