Valentines f**k up

[LondonManc]

So 50 quid for a delivery of flowers. Blooming 'eck.

I did that for the missus once. She said, "I suppose you want me on my back with my legs in the air?" I said, "nah, just use a vase like anyone else."

[northernladyuk]

So 50 quid for a delivery of flowers. Blooming 'eck.

The economic case is becoming finely balanced. Divorce in weeks from £37 - no forms or solicitor fees.

[AtW]

I used to be a hopeless romantic.

Now I'm just hopeless.

Haven't even got 'er a card yet.

What to do?

You've missed it by around 11.5 months...

[AtW]

Petrol stations do a great range of cards and flowers. My wife loves the ones that don't smell too much of diesel.

Vin Diesel?

[quackhandle]

The economic case is becoming finely balanced. Divorce in weeks from £37 - no forms or solicitor fees.

A chap I worked with had one of these websites as his plan b. He said if you can agree on most things, you can save an absolute fortune on divorce., ie no money to the legal sharks.

Nice little earner as he put it.

qh

[AtW]

A chap I worked with had one of these websites as his plan b. He said if you can agree on most things, you can save an absolute fortune on divorce., ie no money to the legal sharks.

Why bother saving if the man is paying for it anyway?

[vetran]

Why bother saving if the man is paying for it anyway?

because 50% of what he has now is better than 50% of whats left after the Lawyers charge you £200/Hour for a few years.

Friend of mine offered his wife 60% (they had kids) she decided to go legal and she ended up with about 30% of what was left which was sod all.

[vetran]

look they have a card for everyone

https://www.scribbler.com/valentines...o-to-maccy-d-s


https://www.scribbler.com/valentines...kid-loves-cake

https://www.scribbler.com/valentines-day-cards/knobhead

[greenlake]

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[northernladyuk]

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