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I intend to celebrate Valentine's Day with my girlfriend the weekend before the big day, and with my wife on the actual day. Plan with no drawbacks
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC
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How about taking it to the next level....?Originally posted by RonBW View PostI intend to celebrate Valentine's Day with my girlfriend the weekend before the big day, and with my wife on the actual day. Plan with no drawbacks
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Next yearOriginally posted by greenlake View PostHow about taking it to the next level....?

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC
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