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Back to your earlier post - you're not now knocking a preparation one out to make yourself last an hour with your main Hand Solo session are you?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
Solo its quick n dirty but you have to make an effort when you are in a band.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostBack to your earlier post - you're not now knocking a preparation one out to make yourself last an hour with your main Hand Solo session are you?Comment
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Sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you'll feel like it's someone else doing itOriginally posted by vetran View PostSolo its quick n dirty but you have to make an effort when you are in a band.
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For preventing prostate cancer certainly. A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away.I thought self love had previously been reported in these pages as being beneficialbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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How many GP surgery waiting rooms have you been asked to leave because of that?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostFor preventing prostate cancer certainly. A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I did go to a stroke club once. Got there early and thought I'd get started. Then some disabled people came in.How many GP surgery waiting rooms have you been asked to leave because of that?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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I'm running a session on Thursday evening for people who have problems satisfying themselves. Don't worry if you can't come.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI did go to a stroke club once. Got there early and thought I'd get started. Then some disabled people came in.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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