Reply to: Not safe for Xoggy

[LondonManc]

I did go to a stroke club once. Got there early and thought I'd get started. Then some disabled people came in.

I'm running a session on Thursday evening for people who have problems satisfying themselves. Don't worry if you can't come.

[xoggoth]

How many GP surgery waiting rooms have you been asked to leave because of that?

I did go to a stroke club once. Got there early and thought I'd get started. Then some disabled people came in.

[WTFH]

For preventing prostate cancer certainly. A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away.

How many GP surgery waiting rooms have you been asked to leave because of that?

[xoggoth]

I thought self love had previously been reported in these pages as being beneficial

For preventing prostate cancer certainly. A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away.

[LondonManc]

Solo its quick n dirty but you have to make an effort when you are in a band.

Sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you'll feel like it's someone else doing it

[vetran]

Back to your earlier post - you're not now knocking a preparation one out to make yourself last an hour with your main Hand Solo session are you?

Solo its quick n dirty but you have to make an effort when you are in a band.

[LondonManc]

yep good advice saved me being called mr quickie many times.

Back to your earlier post - you're not now knocking a preparation one out to make yourself last an hour with your main Hand Solo session are you?

[vetran]

Not sure I'll be telling her that. Older guy at the snooker club gave me some advice - before you go out with a girl you reckon you'll be sleeping with that night, knock one out - you'll last longer when you're with her. Proper advice.


Reminds me of the classic joke....
My wife was fighting naked with two lesbians. I tried helping but only managed to knock one out.

yep good advice saved me being called mr quickie many times.

[LondonManc]

I don't know that would work, the more I perform either solo or in a team the randier I get.

Not sure I'll be telling her that. Older guy at the snooker club gave me some advice - before you go out with a girl you reckon you'll be sleeping with that night, knock one out - you'll last longer when you're with her. Proper advice.


Reminds me of the classic joke....
My wife was fighting naked with two lesbians. I tried helping but only managed to knock one out.

[vetran]

It was actually the missus that showed me the same link. Presumably wants me too worn out too stray while in London.

I don't know that would work, the more I perform either solo or in a team the randier I get.

[barrydidit]

Sounds like a typical Daily Fail thing. One week it turns you blind and gives you cancer, the next it's the elixir of a long and healthy life.

So long as you get the right week then...

[ladymuck]

Sounds like a typical Daily Fail thing. One week it turns you blind and gives you cancer, the next it's the elixir of a long and healthy life.

[LondonManc]

Here look. More than a fortnight ago, but it was me who posted it so...

It was actually the missus that showed me the same link. Presumably wants me too worn out too stray while in London.

[barrydidit]

Certainly explains your username....

But yes, 21 per month from a report two weeks ago.

As for vetran, if it takes you an hour to knock one out, jeepers man, change your technique, stop thinking about your wife.

Here look. More than a fortnight ago, but it was me who posted it so...

[LondonManc]

I thought self love had previously been reported in these pages as being beneficial? Well that's my excuse anyway..

Certainly explains your username....

But yes, 21 per month from a report two weeks ago.

As for vetran, if it takes you an hour to knock one out, jeepers man, change your technique, stop thinking about your wife.