Not safe for Xoggy

[vetran]

Some of our posters will make it to 100, unless 'self love' counts against you.

University of Sheffield scientists find nuns have stronger immune systems | Daily Mail Online

Want to live longer? Avoid having sex: Nuns have stronger immune systems and are less vulnerable to infections
Scientists found that mealworm beetles who avoid mating tend to live longer
It's thought sex weakens their immune system - leaving them vulnerable to bugs
Despite the findings being on insects, they believe it could apply to humans

Maybe the Catholics were right?

I don't know after an hour or so of hammering the nail I feel great!

[barrydidit]

I thought self love had previously been reported in these pages as being beneficial? Well that's my excuse anyway..

[LondonManc]

I thought self love had previously been reported in these pages as being beneficial? Well that's my excuse anyway..

Certainly explains your username....

But yes, 21 per month from a report two weeks ago.

As for vetran, if it takes you an hour to knock one out, jeepers man, change your technique, stop thinking about your wife.

[barrydidit]

Certainly explains your username....

But yes, 21 per month from a report two weeks ago.

As for vetran, if it takes you an hour to knock one out, jeepers man, change your technique, stop thinking about your wife.

Here look. More than a fortnight ago, but it was me who posted it so...

[LondonManc]

Here look. More than a fortnight ago, but it was me who posted it so...

It was actually the missus that showed me the same link. Presumably wants me too worn out too stray while in London.

[ladymuck]

Sounds like a typical Daily Fail thing. One week it turns you blind and gives you cancer, the next it's the elixir of a long and healthy life.

[barrydidit]

Sounds like a typical Daily Fail thing. One week it turns you blind and gives you cancer, the next it's the elixir of a long and healthy life.

So long as you get the right week then...

[vetran]

It was actually the missus that showed me the same link. Presumably wants me too worn out too stray while in London.

I don't know that would work, the more I perform either solo or in a team the randier I get.

[LondonManc]

I don't know that would work, the more I perform either solo or in a team the randier I get.

Not sure I'll be telling her that. Older guy at the snooker club gave me some advice - before you go out with a girl you reckon you'll be sleeping with that night, knock one out - you'll last longer when you're with her. Proper advice.


Reminds me of the classic joke....
My wife was fighting naked with two lesbians. I tried helping but only managed to knock one out.

[vetran]

Not sure I'll be telling her that. Older guy at the snooker club gave me some advice - before you go out with a girl you reckon you'll be sleeping with that night, knock one out - you'll last longer when you're with her. Proper advice.


Reminds me of the classic joke....
My wife was fighting naked with two lesbians. I tried helping but only managed to knock one out.

yep good advice saved me being called mr quickie many times.