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How many GP surgery waiting rooms have you been asked to leave because of that?
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I thought self love had previously been reported in these pages as being beneficial
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Originally posted by vetran View PostSolo its quick n dirty but you have to make an effort when you are in a band.
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Originally posted by vetran View Postyep good advice saved me being called mr quickie many times.
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostNot sure I'll be telling her that. Older guy at the snooker club gave me some advice - before you go out with a girl you reckon you'll be sleeping with that night, knock one out - you'll last longer when you're with her. Proper advice.
Reminds me of the classic joke....
My wife was fighting naked with two lesbians. I tried helping but only managed to knock one out.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostI don't know that would work, the more I perform either solo or in a team the randier I get.
Reminds me of the classic joke....
My wife was fighting naked with two lesbians. I tried helping but only managed to knock one out.
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostSounds like a typical Daily Fail thing. One week it turns you blind and gives you cancer, the next it's the elixir of a long and healthy life.
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Sounds like a typical Daily Fail thing. One week it turns you blind and gives you cancer, the next it's the elixir of a long and healthy life.
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostCertainly explains your username....
But yes, 21 per month from a report two weeks ago.
As for vetran, if it takes you an hour to knock one out, jeepers man, change your technique, stop thinking about your wife.
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostI thought self love had previously been reported in these pages as being beneficial? Well that's my excuse anyway..
But yes, 21 per month from a report two weeks ago.
As for vetran, if it takes you an hour to knock one out, jeepers man, change your technique, stop thinking about your wife.
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