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Thursday, I'm in love.

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    Thursday, I'm in love.

    So we had a works do last night and for once I decided to make an effort. There's a woman on my team that I've had my eye on for a while and whilst she's not one of those in your face types, there's definitely a glint in her eye. I'm not entirely sure what it is about her but something says "you'll be lucky to get an hours sleep", if you know what I mean. Although, sometimes she definitely smells of dog basket but it's kind of cute in a way.

    Anyway, TL;DR. It happened and she was AMAZING. I mean proper naughty. However, we were both a bit p1ssed and today I have to go in to the office to sign her timesheet so it could be a bit awkward given the things we did last night.

    How would the panel suggest I approach this?

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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    So we had a works do last night and for once I decided to make an effort. There's a woman on my team that I've had my eye on for a while and whilst she's not one of those in your face types, there's definitely a glint in her eye. I'm not entirely sure what it is about her but something says "you'll be lucky to get an hours sleep", if you know what I mean. Although, sometimes she definitely smells of dog basket but it's kind of cute in a way.

    Anyway, TL;DR. It happened and she was AMAZING. I mean proper naughty. However, we were both a bit p1ssed and today I have to go in to the office to sign her timesheet so it could be a bit awkward given the things we did last night.

    How would the panel suggest I approach this?
    Were they under direction and control?

    If so, sign it with an inside IR35 kiss.
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      #3
      Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
      Were they under direction and control?

      If so, sign it with an inside IR35 kiss.
      Submission, direction and control - that's my kind of evening
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        #4
        Snorting with laughter here.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          How would the panel suggest I approach this?
          From behind.... Again.
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            #6
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            From behind.... Again.
            She should be in the stationary cupboard for the next 7 hours!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Hey you must be in luuurve if this is the place you felt you had to announce it to
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                So we had a works do last night and for once I decided to make an effort. There's a woman on my team that I've had my eye on for a while and whilst she's not one of those in your face types, there's definitely a glint in her eye. I'm not entirely sure what it is about her but something says "you'll be lucky to get an hours sleep", if you know what I mean. Although, sometimes she definitely smells of dog basket but it's kind of cute in a way.

                Anyway, TL;DR. It happened and she was AMAZING. I mean proper naughty. However, we were both a bit p1ssed and today I have to go in to the office to sign her timesheet so it could be a bit awkward given the things we did last night.

                How would the panel suggest I approach this?
                If you signed her timesheet properly last night she wouldn't be upto the office today.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  How would the panel suggest I approach this?
                  Same approach as last night, that seemed to work well.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                    Same approach as last night, that seemed to work well.
                    what get her drunk & make her do all the work?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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