Thursday, I'm in love.

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shaunbhoy replied

22 December 2016, 13:40
Originally posted by vetran View Post

what get her drunk & make her do all the work?

Always works for me!!
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northernladyuk replied

22 December 2016, 11:31
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Refuse to sign until she gets the morning after pill?

The voice of experience.
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BrilloPad replied

22 December 2016, 11:23
Refuse to sign until she gets the morning after pill?
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northernladyuk replied

22 December 2016, 11:16
Originally posted by vetran View Post

what get her drunk & make her do all the work?

I've left the toilet duck in the ladies, so it's 50% done already.
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vetran replied

22 December 2016, 11:10
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Same approach as last night, that seemed to work well.

what get her drunk & make her do all the work?
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shaunbhoy replied

22 December 2016, 11:06
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

How would the panel suggest I approach this?

Same approach as last night, that seemed to work well.
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SimonMac replied

22 December 2016, 10:51
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

So we had a works do last night and for once I decided to make an effort. There's a woman on my team that I've had my eye on for a while and whilst she's not one of those in your face types, there's definitely a glint in her eye. I'm not entirely sure what it is about her but something says "you'll be lucky to get an hours sleep", if you know what I mean. Although, sometimes she definitely smells of dog basket but it's kind of cute in a way.

Anyway, TL;DR. It happened and she was AMAZING. I mean proper naughty. However, we were both a bit p1ssed and today I have to go in to the office to sign her timesheet so it could be a bit awkward given the things we did last night.

How would the panel suggest I approach this?

If you signed her timesheet properly last night she wouldn't be upto the office today.

NCOTBAOF
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sasguru replied

22 December 2016, 10:35
Hey you must be in luuurve if this is the place you felt you had to announce it to
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vetran replied

22 December 2016, 10:20
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

From behind.... Again.

She should be in the stationary cupboard for the next 7 hours!
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northernladuk replied

22 December 2016, 10:17
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

How would the panel suggest I approach this?

From behind.... Again.
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MaryPoppins replied

22 December 2016, 10:12
Snorting with laughter here.
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TheFaQQer replied

22 December 2016, 10:09
Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post

Were they under direction and control?

If so, sign it with an inside IR35 kiss.

Submission, direction and control - that's my kind of evening
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PurpleGorilla replied

22 December 2016, 10:08
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

So we had a works do last night and for once I decided to make an effort. There's a woman on my team that I've had my eye on for a while and whilst she's not one of those in your face types, there's definitely a glint in her eye. I'm not entirely sure what it is about her but something says "you'll be lucky to get an hours sleep", if you know what I mean. Although, sometimes she definitely smells of dog basket but it's kind of cute in a way.

Anyway, TL;DR. It happened and she was AMAZING. I mean proper naughty. However, we were both a bit p1ssed and today I have to go in to the office to sign her timesheet so it could be a bit awkward given the things we did last night.

How would the panel suggest I approach this?

Were they under direction and control?

If so, sign it with an inside IR35 kiss.
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Pondlife started a topic Thursday, I'm in love.

22 December 2016, 10:06
Thursday, I'm in love.

So we had a works do last night and for once I decided to make an effort. There's a woman on my team that I've had my eye on for a while and whilst she's not one of those in your face types, there's definitely a glint in her eye. I'm not entirely sure what it is about her but something says "you'll be lucky to get an hours sleep", if you know what I mean. Although, sometimes she definitely smells of dog basket but it's kind of cute in a way.

Anyway, TL;DR. It happened and she was AMAZING. I mean proper naughty. However, we were both a bit p1ssed and today I have to go in to the office to sign her timesheet so it could be a bit awkward given the things we did last night.

How would the panel suggest I approach this?
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