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    Forget baby showers! Young couples celebrate childless families with 'vasectomy parties'  | Daily Mail Online

    Forget baby showers! Young couples are holding 'vasectomy parties' to celebrate the start of a childless family, and ask guests to name their CAR instead
    The cost of having children is deterring a growing number of couples from expanding the family unit
    Vasectomies, once a source of shame, are now being celebrated openly by couples adamant about living childless lives
    Instead of baby showers, couples now invite friends for 'car showers' or 'boat showers' in honor of the toys they'll buy with the money they save
    seriously?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Unfortunately...this is the "materialistic" world we live in.

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      #3
      Its not a child less life - its a child free one

      Any excuse for a party I suppose
      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #4
        or maybe use

        condoms, the pill, an implant etc

        so maybe when you have grown up and finished being spoiled self centred tw@s who only think about themselves they can actually start a family if you decide to?

        just seems a rather final thing to do when you are still growing up?

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          #5
          Following MY vasectomy, I got to "celebrate" having a ballbag the size of a marrow for a couple of weeks!!

          Just thought I'd share that image on a Monday morning.

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #6
            Originally posted by GeorgeMar View Post
            Unfortunately...this is the "materialistic" world we live in.
            Rigghhhttt....
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
              Its not a child less life - its a child free one

              Any excuse for a party I suppose
              Yup.
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                How about a sperm donors' party?
                Last edited by Paddy; 10 October 2016, 10:59. Reason: '
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  How about a sperm donors' party?
                  Serve biscuits?
                  Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                    #10
                    At the end of the day having children is a hard and expensive thing to do and there are already plenty of screwed up lives on this planet.

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