Urgent health advice needed

[NotAllThere]

Got a cold with a nasty dry cough. When I go to the off-license, should I get a bottle of whisky, whiskey or brandy?

[FatLazyContractor]

Call Old Greg. He will give you something from his sack.

[northernladuk]

My advice when you've got a daft situation you can't work out yourself is to troll a load of random people who don't care and don't like you in the bear pit section of a completely unrelated topical forum... Oh hang on...

[northernladuk]

And next time use your psychocandy sockie rather than your Mod account.

[malvolio]

None of the above. Get a crate of mead, or better still one bottle of port and one of rum and mix 50/50. Both will soothe your throat long enough for the alcohol to stop you worrying about it...

[MrMarkyMark]

Got a cold with a nasty dry cough. When I go to the off-license, should I get a bottle of whisky, whiskey or brandy?

Sounds terminal, I suggest you off yourself, prior to the pain kicking in.

HTH

[Bee]

Got a cold with a nasty dry cough. When I go to the off-license, should I get a bottle of whisky, whiskey or brandy?

Brandy with honey and lemon juice.

[PurpleGorilla]

Got a cold with a nasty dry cough. When I go to the off-license, should I get a bottle of whisky, whiskey or brandy?

Get some fisherman's friend and MTFU.

[original PM]

whatever

webMD says its cancer

[FatLazyContractor]

Brandy with honey and lemon juice.

A typical fecking Bee