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    Urgent health advice needed

    Got a cold with a nasty dry cough. When I go to the off-license, should I get a bottle of whisky, whiskey or brandy?
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

    #2
    Call Old Greg. He will give you something from his sack.

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      #3
      My advice when you've got a daft situation you can't work out yourself is to troll a load of random people who don't care and don't like you in the bear pit section of a completely unrelated topical forum... Oh hang on...
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        And next time use your psychocandy sockie rather than your Mod account.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          None of the above. Get a crate of mead, or better still one bottle of port and one of rum and mix 50/50. Both will soothe your throat long enough for the alcohol to stop you worrying about it...
          Blog? What blog...?

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Got a cold with a nasty dry cough. When I go to the off-license, should I get a bottle of whisky, whiskey or brandy?
            Sounds terminal, I suggest you off yourself, prior to the pain kicking in.

            HTH
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #7
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              Got a cold with a nasty dry cough. When I go to the off-license, should I get a bottle of whisky, whiskey or brandy?
              Brandy with honey and lemon juice.

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Got a cold with a nasty dry cough. When I go to the off-license, should I get a bottle of whisky, whiskey or brandy?
                Get some fisherman's friend and MTFU.
                http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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                  #9
                  whatever

                  webMD says its cancer

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bee View Post
                    Brandy with honey and lemon juice.
                    A typical fecking Bee

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