Contractors acting like permies

[WTFH]

So which one of you is the cat killer / ripper?

More cat deaths in London as three pets found decapitated | UK news | The Guardian

Not me, I wouldn't decapitate a cat.






*note I've deleted a joke that might have got me infracted

[MarillionFan]

So which one of you is the cat killer / ripper?

More cat deaths in London as three pets found decapitated | UK news | The Guardian

Not me, I wouldn't decapitate a cat.

Prostitutes though...

ftfy

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Not *note I've deleted a joke that might have got me incarcerated

[WTFH]

ftfy

we've all got to have hobbies.

[Mordac]

I agree but culls are no longer tax deductible and I'll be b********d if I'm wasting my money.

A fair point well made...

[Mordac]

FTFY


Have adjusted by removing your bench time.

Just spotted this - you naughty, naughty man you...

[Mordac]

Including MF?

Almost tempted to let him off, not saying he wasn't occasionally an idiot, but there were total bell-end class idiots who were in complete denial. Am I not wrong, MF?

[vetran]

No, but he married a fox and it turned into an elephant.

HTHBIDI

That seems very common!

[LondonManc]

So which one of you is the cat killer / ripper?

More cat deaths in London as three pets found decapitated | UK news | The Guardian

Not me, but I've destroyed a few pussies in my time.