Contractors acting like permies

[GB9]

Take them out and shoot them. You know it makes sense. Culls are occasionally necessary...

I agree but culls are no longer tax deductible and I'll be b********d if I'm wasting my money.

[MrMarkyMark]

"We (the client) are looking at this ....... in 18 mths".

Worse still, they gave her an award usually given to permies.

Sounds like source grapes to me, never mind you might be in the running next year

[WTFH]

I agree but culls are no longer tax deductible and I'll be b********d if I'm wasting my money.

Think of it as practice. Target practice is a good thing, you want to be ready for when you need to shoot rats/weasels.

[barrydidit]

Think of it as practice. Target practice is a good thing, you want to be ready for when you need to shoot rats/weasels.

How did you get on with the squirrel the other day?

[LondonManc]

I agree but culls are no longer tax deductible and I'll be b********d if I'm wasting my money.

NCOTBAC

Discount carpet centres all over the place these days. Roll-ends are cheap enough.

That said, I'm looking at selling up the quicklime stock and moving into pig-farming.

[WTFH]

How did you get on with the squirrel the other day?

He hasn't returned, but I've got a bit more practising in.

[barrydidit]

He hasn't returned, but I've got a bit more practising in.

Have you tried dressing up as a sexy lady squirrel to tempt him back?

[WTFH]

Have you tried dressing up as a sexy lady squirrel to tempt him back?

Not yet. Can I borrow your costume?


I have left peanuts and corn out for him. I know he likes corn based on the rate he goes through the chicken food.


Unrelated, but possibly interesting, my trail cam has answered the question of whether we have a fox or a badger visiting our garden. Turns out it's one of each.

[LondonManc]

Have you tried dressing up as a sexy lady squirrel to tempt him back?

No, but he married a fox and it turned into an elephant.

HTHBIDI

[MrMarkyMark]

So which one of you is the cat killer / ripper?

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