Reply to: Contractors acting like permies

[LondonManc]

So which one of you is the cat killer / ripper?

More cat deaths in London as three pets found decapitated | UK news | The Guardian

Not me, but I've destroyed a few pussies in my time.

[vetran]

No, but he married a fox and it turned into an elephant.

HTHBIDI

That seems very common!

[Mordac]

Including MF?

Almost tempted to let him off, not saying he wasn't occasionally an idiot, but there were total bell-end class idiots who were in complete denial. Am I not wrong, MF?

[Mordac]

FTFY


Have adjusted by removing your bench time.

Just spotted this - you naughty, naughty man you...

[Mordac]

I agree but culls are no longer tax deductible and I'll be b********d if I'm wasting my money.

A fair point well made...

[WTFH]

ftfy

we've all got to have hobbies.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Not *note I've deleted a joke that might have got me incarcerated

[MarillionFan]

So which one of you is the cat killer / ripper?

More cat deaths in London as three pets found decapitated | UK news | The Guardian

Not me, I wouldn't decapitate a cat.

Prostitutes though...

ftfy

[WTFH]

So which one of you is the cat killer / ripper?

More cat deaths in London as three pets found decapitated | UK news | The Guardian

Not me, I wouldn't decapitate a cat.






*note I've deleted a joke that might have got me infracted

[MrMarkyMark]

So which one of you is the cat killer / ripper?

More cat deaths in London as three pets found decapitated | UK news | The Guardian

[LondonManc]

Have you tried dressing up as a sexy lady squirrel to tempt him back?

No, but he married a fox and it turned into an elephant.

HTHBIDI

[WTFH]

Have you tried dressing up as a sexy lady squirrel to tempt him back?

Not yet. Can I borrow your costume?


I have left peanuts and corn out for him. I know he likes corn based on the rate he goes through the chicken food.


Unrelated, but possibly interesting, my trail cam has answered the question of whether we have a fox or a badger visiting our garden. Turns out it's one of each.

[barrydidit]

He hasn't returned, but I've got a bit more practising in.

Have you tried dressing up as a sexy lady squirrel to tempt him back?

[WTFH]

How did you get on with the squirrel the other day?

He hasn't returned, but I've got a bit more practising in.

[LondonManc]

I agree but culls are no longer tax deductible and I'll be b********d if I'm wasting my money.

NCOTBAC

Discount carpet centres all over the place these days. Roll-ends are cheap enough.

That said, I'm looking at selling up the quicklime stock and moving into pig-farming.