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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Me and MF would make an awesome team
    yes but you would be the toy flying out of the imaginary Silver Cross pram
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Worse. It broke in a Luton carpark
      Make sure to check underneath it before you open the doors then.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Thing is I don't really know what the next steps are on a failing project. Most of my projects have been successes with the occasional blip ending up with me working long hours trying to bail it out and then ending up with two pencils up my nose with a pair of underpants on my head.
        You've no idea how much chuckling at that has improved my day. Ta muchly.

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Thing is I don't really know what the next steps are on a failing project. Most of my projects have been successes with the occasional blip ending up with me working long hours trying to bail it out and then ending up with two pencils up my nose with a pair of underpants on my head.
          It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it sir!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it sir!
            Can you take a hot crumpet from behind without blubbing?
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Thank you Suity for the project update. We have been waiting for this here with baited breath.

              We wish you well in your project endeavours and hope for a swift recovery of the much loved Saab.

              All the best,

              Your friends at CUK.

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Can you take a hot crumpet from behind without blubbing?
                I went to a comprehensive so it was more likely to be a Marlboro.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Me and MF would make an awesome team of 4
                  FTFY

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                    #19
                    FAO greenlake

                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Thing is I don't really know what the next steps are on a failing project. Most of my projects have been successes with the occasional blip ending up with me working long hours trying to bail it out and then ending up with two pencils up my nose with a pair of underpants on my head.
                    I need greenlake to help me visualise it.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      I need greenlake to help me visualise it.
                      no need!

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DCExerOsA
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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