Reply to: Project update

[DimPrawn]

Saab.

Take a cheapo GM platform renound for being tulipe (Vauxhall Vectra being one sad incarnation).
Add complexity and **** about with it in Sweden, making it dynamically laughable and even more easily broken than a Vectra.
Charge more than a Merc/BMW/Audi to idiots in the UK, with servicing and repair costs to match.

Wait a while.

Go bankrupt.

[NotAllThere]

I had a Saab once. Dreadful vehicle. Get a car more suitable to your status.

[vetran]

I need greenlake to help me visualise it.

no need!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DCExerOsA

[FatLazyContractor]

FAO greenlake

Thing is I don't really know what the next steps are on a failing project. Most of my projects have been successes with the occasional blip ending up with me working long hours trying to bail it out and then ending up with two pencils up my nose with a pair of underpants on my head.

I need greenlake to help me visualise it.

[FatLazyContractor]

Me and MF would make an awesome team of 4

FTFY

[vetran]

Can you take a hot crumpet from behind without blubbing?

I went to a comprehensive so it was more likely to be a Marlboro.

[DimPrawn]

Thank you Suity for the project update. We have been waiting for this here with baited breath.

We wish you well in your project endeavours and hope for a swift recovery of the much loved Saab.

All the best,

Your friends at CUK.

[suityou01]

It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it sir!

Can you take a hot crumpet from behind without blubbing?

[vetran]

Thing is I don't really know what the next steps are on a failing project. Most of my projects have been successes with the occasional blip ending up with me working long hours trying to bail it out and then ending up with two pencils up my nose with a pair of underpants on my head.

It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it sir!

[Pondlife]

Thing is I don't really know what the next steps are on a failing project. Most of my projects have been successes with the occasional blip ending up with me working long hours trying to bail it out and then ending up with two pencils up my nose with a pair of underpants on my head.

You've no idea how much chuckling at that has improved my day. Ta muchly.

[barrydidit]

Worse. It broke in a Luton carpark

Make sure to check underneath it before you open the doors then.

[vetran]

Me and MF would make an awesome team

yes but you would be the toy flying out of the imaginary Silver Cross pram

[suityou01]

It broke whilst in a Bolton car park? Have you checked the wheels are still on it?

Worse. It broke in a Luton carpark

On the plus side Spurs won.

[barrydidit]

I've paid the parking for the week so I have a week to think about it. Maybe get a diagnostic module off ebay?

It broke whilst in a Bolton car park? Have you checked the wheels are still on it?

[suityou01]

It's Suity

Toys -> Airborne -> Out of pram.

Me and MF would make an awesome team