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Make sure to check underneath it before you open the doors then.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWorse. It broke in a Luton carpark
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You've no idea how much chuckling at that has improved my day. Ta muchly.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThing is I don't really know what the next steps are on a failing project. Most of my projects have been successes with the occasional blip ending up with me working long hours trying to bail it out and then ending up with two pencils up my nose with a pair of underpants on my head.
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It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it sir!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThing is I don't really know what the next steps are on a failing project. Most of my projects have been successes with the occasional blip ending up with me working long hours trying to bail it out and then ending up with two pencils up my nose with a pair of underpants on my head.Comment
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Can you take a hot crumpet from behind without blubbing?Originally posted by vetran View PostIt was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it sir!Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Thank you Suity for the project update. We have been waiting for this here with baited breath.
We wish you well in your project endeavours and hope for a swift recovery of the much loved Saab.
All the best,
Your friends at CUK.Comment
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I went to a comprehensive so it was more likely to be a Marlboro.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostCan you take a hot crumpet from behind without blubbing?Comment
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FAO greenlake
I need greenlake to help me visualise it.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThing is I don't really know what the next steps are on a failing project. Most of my projects have been successes with the occasional blip ending up with me working long hours trying to bail it out and then ending up with two pencils up my nose with a pair of underpants on my head.Comment
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no need!Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI need greenlake to help me visualise it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DCExerOsAComment
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