Saab.
Take a cheapo GM platform renound for being tulipe (Vauxhall Vectra being one sad incarnation).
Add complexity and **** about with it in Sweden, making it dynamically laughable and even more easily broken than a Vectra.
Charge more than a Merc/BMW/Audi to idiots in the UK, with servicing and repair costs to match.
Wait a while.
Go bankrupt.
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I had a Saab once. Dreadful vehicle. Get a car more suitable to your status.
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no need!Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI need greenlake to help me visualise it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DCExerOsA
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FAO greenlake
I need greenlake to help me visualise it.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThing is I don't really know what the next steps are on a failing project. Most of my projects have been successes with the occasional blip ending up with me working long hours trying to bail it out and then ending up with two pencils up my nose with a pair of underpants on my head.
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FTFYOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostMe and MF would make an awesome team of 4
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Thank you Suity for the project update. We have been waiting for this here with baited breath.
We wish you well in your project endeavours and hope for a swift recovery of the much loved Saab.
All the best,
Your friends at CUK.
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It was a viciously sharp slice of mango, wasn't it sir!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThing is I don't really know what the next steps are on a failing project. Most of my projects have been successes with the occasional blip ending up with me working long hours trying to bail it out and then ending up with two pencils up my nose with a pair of underpants on my head.
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You've no idea how much chuckling at that has improved my day. Ta muchly.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThing is I don't really know what the next steps are on a failing project. Most of my projects have been successes with the occasional blip ending up with me working long hours trying to bail it out and then ending up with two pencils up my nose with a pair of underpants on my head.
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Make sure to check underneath it before you open the doors then.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWorse. It broke in a Luton carpark
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It broke whilst in a Bolton car park? Have you checked the wheels are still on it?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI've paid the parking for the week so I have a week to think about it. Maybe get a diagnostic module off ebay?
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