What excuse has your partner got this weekend?

[tarbera]

To get rid of you and see their lover at some point over valentines weekend

Park run
Rugby with the boys
Catching up with poorly friend
We picked this date ages ago
Overtime weekend
Go live
Spa weekend with girls ?

[northernladuk]

Mine just walked in and said I'm going to be at MFs house..




..and Brillo's, TFs, Nat's, Churchill's, Sue Ellen's and 5 other people I don't know so don't ask.....

[fullyautomatix]

Those excuses normally start when the Steak and BJ day arrives.

[WTFH]

Mine is annoyed that the present I bought her won't arrive until next week.




(she's getting a replacement hose for her pressure washer)

[LondonManc]

Mine wanted a new Apple device so I've bought her a corer. £1.99 at Home Bargains.

[vetran]

Mine is annoyed that the present I bought her won't arrive until next week.




(she's getting a replacement hose for her pressure washer)

you told her its something that is powerful, strong and will make her wet?

[norrahe]

None we don't do valentines nonsense

[mudskipper]

None we don't do valentines nonsense

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP wants a divorce.....

[original PM]

she will not be saying anything.

She has been brunged up proper so she does not speak with her mouth full...