Reply to: What excuse has your partner got this weekend?

[greenlake]

Mrs BP wants a divorce.....

[WTFH]

Even used ClientCo's printer to save even more cash!

No, you email it to her and get her to print it off.

[DimPrawn]

Sore penis

Bookmark that for later.

[SimonMac]

You can get it here:
Tesco Value Cards | Show someone how much you really care

Even used ClientCo's printer to save even more cash!

[WTFH]

I like the valentine is not for single sale

You can get it here:
Tesco Value Cards | Show someone how much you really care

[LondonManc]

First valentines after getting married, I just have to do this one and then can ignore the rest, right?

You'll only forget it once pal.

[SimonMac]

It's all about managing expectations.


The week before the first valentine's day with my (now) wife she said "You'd better not have gotten me an ironing board".
Now, me being an understanding guy, knows that women often use reverse psychology.
...so I got her an ironing board.
It went back a few days later due to a dent in it.


White goods/kitchen/tools presents have continued ever since.


The first valentine after we moved into our house, I bought her a fridge.
She frequently gets new pots/pans
She got a pressure washer 2 years ago (which now needs a replacement hose, so that was an easy one for this year)


I also email her one of these every year to her work, instruction her to print it off...







Manage her expectations, then surprise her every so often - take her to the local pub for a beer when the rugby's on, something nice and romantic like that.

I like the valentine is not for single sale

[WTFH]

It's all about managing expectations.


The week before the first valentine's day with my (now) wife she said "You'd better not have gotten me an ironing board".
Now, me being an understanding guy, knows that women often use reverse psychology.
...so I got her an ironing board.
It went back a few days later due to a dent in it.


White goods/kitchen/tools presents have continued ever since.


The first valentine after we moved into our house, I bought her a fridge.
She frequently gets new pots/pans
She got a pressure washer 2 years ago (which now needs a replacement hose, so that was an easy one for this year)


I also email her one of these every year to her work, instruction her to print it off...







Manage her expectations, then surprise her every so often - take her to the local pub for a beer when the rugby's on, something nice and romantic like that.

[SimonMac]

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[SimonMac]

[SimonMac]

First valentines after getting married, I just have to do this one and then can ignore the rest, right?

[original PM]

she will not be saying anything.

She has been brunged up proper so she does not speak with her mouth full...

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP wants a divorce.....

[mudskipper]

None we don't do valentines nonsense

[norrahe]

None we don't do valentines nonsense