Given the number of dumbarse contractors that come onto the forum asking so blatantly dodgy questions, could you work out a deal with Hector that for every questionable poster you turn over to them, they leave a real contractor alone for 12 months?
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostGiven the number of dumbarse contractors that come onto the forum asking so blatantly dodgy questions, could you work out a deal with Hector that for every questionable poster you turn over to them, they leave a real contractor alone for 12 months?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
Originally posted by vetran View Postare you ready for HMRC then?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCan I get immunity from money stealing ex-wives in return please?Comment
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I thought this was one of the first jobs you do on day one at a new site.
Get login,
Read though IT and HR policies
Find coffee machine and canteen
Go on a totty tour round the building
Build portfolio of contractors on site to submit to HMRC in return for get out of jail card
Rest of the gig is plain sailing after that....'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI thought this was one of the first jobs you do on day one at a new site.
Get login,
Read though IT and HR policies
Find coffee machine and canteen
Go on a totty tour round the building
Build portfolio of contractors on site to submit to HMRC in return for get out of jail card
Rest of the gig is plain sailing after that....Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostFind the bogs?Comment
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Originally posted by Dactylion View PostThis is NLUK we are talking about.... as he couldn't find his arse with two hands finding the bogs is somewhat pointless.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYou wanna see my Goatse impression???
When I said you couldn't find your arse with both hands what I meant to say was you couldn't fill your arse with both handsComment
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