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[SimonMac]

Given the number of dumbarse contractors that come onto the forum asking so blatantly dodgy questions, could you work out a deal with Hector that for every questionable poster you turn over to them, they leave a real contractor alone for 12 months?

[vetran]

Given the number of dumbarse contractors that come onto the forum asking so blatantly dodgy questions, could you work out a deal with Hector that for every questionable poster you turn over to them, they leave a real contractor alone for 12 months?

are you ready for HMRC then?

[SimonMac]

are you ready for HMRC then?

[BrilloPad]

Can I get immunity from S58 in return please?

[FatLazyContractor]

Can I get immunity from money stealing ex-wives in return please?

FTFY

[northernladuk]

I thought this was one of the first jobs you do on day one at a new site.

Get login,
Read though IT and HR policies
Find coffee machine and canteen
Go on a totty tour round the building
Build portfolio of contractors on site to submit to HMRC in return for get out of jail card

Rest of the gig is plain sailing after that....

[FatLazyContractor]

I thought this was one of the first jobs you do on day one at a new site.

Get login,
Read though IT and HR policies
Find coffee machine and canteen
Go on a totty tour round the building
Build portfolio of contractors on site to submit to HMRC in return for get out of jail card

Rest of the gig is plain sailing after that....

Find the bogs?

[Dactylion]

Find the bogs?

This is NLUK we are talking about.... as he couldn't find his arse with two hands finding the bogs is somewhat pointless.

[northernladuk]

This is NLUK we are talking about.... as he couldn't find his arse with two hands finding the bogs is somewhat pointless.

You wanna see my Goatse impression???

[Dactylion]

You wanna see my Goatse impression???

Please accept my apologies.
When I said you couldn't find your arse with both hands what I meant to say was you couldn't fill your arse with both hands