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Dactylion replied

8 February 2016, 19:17
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

You wanna see my Goatse impression???

Please accept my apologies.
When I said you couldn't find your arse with both hands what I meant to say was you couldn't fill your arse with both hands
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northernladuk replied

8 February 2016, 18:53
Originally posted by Dactylion View Post

This is NLUK we are talking about.... as he couldn't find his arse with two hands finding the bogs is somewhat pointless.

You wanna see my Goatse impression???
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Dactylion replied

8 February 2016, 17:57
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Find the bogs?

This is NLUK we are talking about.... as he couldn't find his arse with two hands finding the bogs is somewhat pointless.
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FatLazyContractor replied

8 February 2016, 16:34
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I thought this was one of the first jobs you do on day one at a new site.

Get login,
Read though IT and HR policies
Find coffee machine and canteen
Go on a totty tour round the building
Build portfolio of contractors on site to submit to HMRC in return for get out of jail card

Rest of the gig is plain sailing after that....

Find the bogs?
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northernladuk replied

8 February 2016, 16:32
I thought this was one of the first jobs you do on day one at a new site.

Get login,
Read though IT and HR policies
Find coffee machine and canteen
Go on a totty tour round the building
Build portfolio of contractors on site to submit to HMRC in return for get out of jail card

Rest of the gig is plain sailing after that....
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FatLazyContractor replied

8 February 2016, 16:26
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Can I get immunity from money stealing ex-wives in return please?

FTFY
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BrilloPad replied

8 February 2016, 15:18
Can I get immunity from S58 in return please?
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SimonMac replied

8 February 2016, 15:10
Originally posted by vetran View Post

are you ready for HMRC then?
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vetran replied

8 February 2016, 15:10
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Given the number of dumbarse contractors that come onto the forum asking so blatantly dodgy questions, could you work out a deal with Hector that for every questionable poster you turn over to them, they leave a real contractor alone for 12 months?

are you ready for HMRC then?
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SimonMac started a topic PM FAO Admin

8 February 2016, 15:05
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Given the number of dumbarse contractors that come onto the forum asking so blatantly dodgy questions, could you work out a deal with Hector that for every questionable poster you turn over to them, they leave a real contractor alone for 12 months?
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