Zombies are taking over CUK

[mudskipper]

I now have an offshore developer to throw at them

If they're sitting next to you, then either they're not offshore, or you are offshore too.

[PurpleGorilla]

One of these:



And half a box of these:



I will delay the zombie confusing them with how to access the voicemail (and turn the red light off), whilst making a proper brew.

[DimPrawn]

and a

[Uncle Albert]

A cat and some loose change.

[administrator]

Moving to mac so got a new mac keyboard with numberpad. Wired unfortunately so reach isn't great and I would be in danger of splash infection

[NotAllThere]

If they're sitting next to you, then either they're not offshore, or you are offshore too.

They could be visiting. I.e. an onshore offshore worker.

[VectraMan]

A laptop. 15" so a reasonable amount of heft.

[clearedforlanding]

An auditor....